Tuesday, December 1, 2015

A Traveling Techie's Tale: NO OUT-OF-THE-WAY PLACES


World's Largest Hockey Stick, Duncan, British Columbia
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Rock Cafe on Route 66, Stroud, Oklahoma
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    "...the windows are completely covered
    With the decals from all the places where we've already been

    Like Elvis-O-Rama, the Tupperware Museum
    The Boll Weevil Monument and Cranberry World
    The Shuffleboard Hall Of Fame, Poodle Dog Rock
    And The Mecca of Albino Squirrels

    We've been to ghost towns, theme parks, wax museums
    And the place where you can drive through the middle of a tree
    We've seen alligator farms and tarantula ranches
    But there's still one thing we gotta see

    * * * * * *

    We're gonna see the biggest ball of twine in Minnesota"

      — "The Biggest Ball Of Twine In Minnesota" (1989) by Weird Al Yankovic

On my business travels I always like to take the time "stop and smell the flowers" as they say, if I can. As I wrote in my book A Survival Guide for the Traveling Techie, in the section called "THE FINE ART OF THE MICROVACATION," it is good for one's mental health to find quick but engaging diversions now and then.

A Cornucopia of Delights

Finding diversions is pretty easy in big cities, which offer a cornucopia of delights. For example:

  • In Chicago, Illinois I was able to find the Eastern terminus of Route 66, the ornate art deco Chicago Board of Trade building, and a monument to the first controlled nuclear reaction on the campus of the University of Chicago.

    ( en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nuclear_Energy_%28sculpture%29 )

  • In Atlanta, Georgia it was easy to find Olympic Park, from the 1996 Olympics, with its Coca-Cola museum and nearby CNN Center, but a little more digging got me to the Old Fourth Ward, home to a revitalized restaurant district, the Martin Luther King, Jr. Center, and Oakland Cemetery with the grave of "Gone With the Wind" author Margaret Mitchell.

    ( en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Old_Fourth_Ward )

  • In Austin, Texas one can watch a million bats fly out from under a bridge where they've made a home, and visit the historic nightclub Threadgill's, where Janice Joplin first performed. Try the cheesy grits!

    ( www.threadgills.com )

  • In the greater Los Angeles, California area, which probably has more tourist attractions than any other metropolis in North America, there is a unique bookstore and art gallery called Wacko, devoted mostly to pop culture, that is absolutely fascinating. The Paley Center (formerly the Museum of Broadcasting) in Beverly Hills had a vast library of vintage television shows you can watch. And hidden in Griffith Park is the old miniature railroad maintenance barn from Walt Disney's back yard.

    ( www.laughingplace.com/News-ID500820.asp )

Hidden Gems

Smaller cities also have hidden gems. It pays to ask around. Among the treasures I have found:

  • In Columbus, Ohio there used to be the original first location of the Wendy's fast-food chain, complete with mini-museum of advertising. (Remember "where's the beef?") The house American humorist James Thurber grew up in is now a museum dedicated to him — the actual location of the story "The Night the Bed Fell" that many of us read in grade school.

    ( www.thurberhouse.org/thurber-house-museum-and-thurber-center.html )

    ( www.newyorker.com/magazine/1933/07/08/my-life-and-hard-times-i-the-night-the-bed-fell )

  • In smaller Cincinnati, Ohio (which inexplicably has nothing commemorating the beloved TV show "WKRP In Cincinnati") I found, down by the river at the Cincinnati Public Landing, a scale model of the Ohio River in its entirety, and nearby a replica of the largest steamboat paddles ever built and a grove of steamboat whistles at the National Steamboat Monument.

    ( cincinnatiusa.com/things-to-do/attractions/national-steamboat-monument )

  • In Athens, Georgia I mentioned to a nice lady at a customer site that I had some time before my flight and she directed me to several things worth seeing. The town is the origin place of two rock bands, the B-52s and R.E.M., and the latter used a photograph of an old ruined railroad trestle for the back cover of one of their albums. They also named another album "Automatic for the People" after the slogan of a small and hard to find but wonderful barbeque restaurant, Weaver D's. (It was reported to be closing in 2013, but Yelp.com says it is thankfully still in business, probably after being sold.)

    ( www.eater.com/2013/11/5/6336657/athens-ga-restaurant-behind-r-e-m-s-automatic-for-the-people-to-close )

Why Is This Here?

I've found that it often pays to ask folks you are visiting why this place is here — what was the original reason for the founding of the town? Usually the first few people you ask have no idea, and maybe even never thought about it before, and possibly think you are nuts for wondering. But if you keep asking, often someone eventually realizes you need to talk to "that guy" (or gal), another nut, who works in their office. And then you hit the mother lode. You have the local history fanatic, who can fill you in on the whole story. You may find, for example, that the town was founded because of a sea port (like San Diego, California), or a bend in the river where a cargo dock was built (like Bend, Oregon), or a pass through the mountains suitable for a railroad (like El Paso, Texas). Other examples:

  • Columbus, Ohio is at the confluence of two rivers.

  • Barstow, California (originally called "Forks in the Road") is at a major wagon road fork that later became a huge railroad switching yard.

  • San Antonio, Texas was founded near an irrigation dam that was the first Spanish waterworks in the United States.

  • Las Vegas, Nevada (Spanish for "the meadows") had a spring which created a marshy green spot, evidence for ground water suitable for water wells in the arid Mojave desert.

  • The Minneapolis-Saint Paul metropolis is there because (before some dams were built) if you paddled up the Mississippi River from New Orleans the first obstruction to stop you was St. Andrew's Falls in Saint Paul, Minnesota.

Places I Never Heard Of

Some of my most fascinating discoveries came in places I'd never heard of before I visited (or so I thought):

  • I asked folks in Bellingham, Washington if they had a claim to fame, and they told me comedian Ryan Stiles of Whose Line Is It Anyway? fame and alternative band Death Cab for Cutie both hailed from there. Stiles founded the local Upfront Theater. Upon returning home I mentioned all this to my wife, and she pointed out that in science fiction novel Footfall by Larry Niven and Jerry Pournelle — which I'd read — the town is destroyed as collateral damage in a war between Earthlings and elephant-like aliens.

  • I found out in Evansville, Indiana that the town was the setting for the TV sitcom Roseanne, with many establising shots filmed there, and also portions of the movie A League of Their Own were shot there. Nearby in Santa Claus, Indiana (48 miles) is Holiday World, a theme park based on the Fourth of July, Halloween, Thanksgiving, and Christmas, which I would like to visit one day.

    ( www.holidayworld.com )

  • When I was sent to Stroud, Oklahoma I had to look it up on a map to figure out how to fly in, and found it was on old Route 66 halfway between Tulsa and Oklahoma City. I flew into Oklahoma City because the airport is larger, rented a car, and drove the old highway to get there. When I came upon the Rock Cafe in Stroud (pictured above) I stopped for lunch, and from the menu I learned that the building was made of rocks dug up to build the old highway in the 1930s. I also learned that when John Lasseter and his crew from Pixar toured the old highway researching for the movie Cars in 2001, they arrived after closing but proprietor Dawn Welch opened up her kitchen and made them all dinner. They took a liking to the place and to her, and used it as their headquarters in susequent Route 66 explorations. The character of Sally the Porsche in Cars was based on her (a fact confirmed in the "making of" featurette on the DVD).

    ( en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rock_Caf%C3%A9 )

  • My first visit to Binghamton, New York seemed incredibly out of the way. I was also visiting central Massachusetts (Lunenburg, near Worcester) and to get to Vestal, a suburb of Binghamton where I had a brief appointment, I was going to have to drive an hour back to Boston and then fly for five hours via New York City. I elected to drive directly there for four and a half hours instead. (I was visiting to resolve a customer problem, which it turned out took about 30 seconds, but I stayed for a about four hours to provide additonal software training and then took him to lunch since it had taken so long to get there.) But I found to my amazement that Binghamton had a number of claims to fame. It has the largest collection of wooden horse merry-go-rounds in the USA. Nearby Endicott was the birthplace of IBM Corporation (originally the International Time Recording Company, which made time clocks and other punch card machines). In the airport while departing on a subsequent trip I saw an old Link Trainer, a failed carnival ride that was repurposed as the first aircraft simulator for training pilots in World War Two, and from the display learned that simulator company Link Miles, which later merged with Redifusion, got its start there. (Upon my return home I mentioned this to my dad and he told me he'd made a number of business trips to Binghamton when I was a teenager, to arrange for his employer Pacific Southwest Airlines to buy some flight simulators. Apparently he told me about this and I'd forgotten.) But the weirdest connection was that it was the home town of Rod Serling, creator of The Twilight Zone TV show, which I was very fond of. I found some monuments and exhibits devoted to him througgout the town, including a plaque commemerating a bandstand and merry-go-round which inspired the episode "Walking Distance." (Later I told all this to an old friend who responded, "You knew I went to high school in Binghamton didn't you?" Cue Twilight Zone music.)

    placard honoring Rod Serling in Recreation Park, Binghamton, New York
    ( www.tripadvisor.com/ShowUserReviews-g47320-d103777-r288196796-Recreation_Park_Carousel-Binghamton_New_York.html )

    The Tip of the Iceberg

    All of this has convinced me that there is no such thing as an "out-of-the-way place," at least anywhere with human inhabitants. Every place has a claim to fame. In preparing this article I had so much material to choose from that I had to leave out far more than I put in. So rest assured, if you find yourself with two hours to kill because of an early finish to an appointment, or a delayed flight, there is probably someplace within a few miles of where you are that has a fascinating story to tell, if only you can find it.


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